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Aight boys ima bout to commit a mad genocide to get to hell
- James O'Melia -


I always thought that hell was cool. Griff just justified my thoughts, Now i genuinely want to go to hell if there's any 😈
- Peanut Butter -


Guess ill kill a child
- idiot -


Plot twist he is actually in heaven
- Illuminati aqi -


Give this man a TV show ASAP LOL funny as hell🤣🤣🤣
- Darnell Johnson -


I swear this video should open a Tool concert or something.
"Lucifer. Nice to meet you." "STINKFIST" STARTS PLAYING
- Brodie Yake -


I swear this video needs to play before the start of a Tool concert or something.
"Lucifer. Nice to meet you." "STINKFIST" STARTS PLAYING
- Brodie Yake -


Satan dressed as the pizza delivery guy
- Random smartness -


It isn’t fair if I die and get all the goody goodies I like wear black Tim’s with black hoodies 😵😵
- AWORKOF ART -


"You can't fuck no bitches in heaven"

heaven population drops to 0% 💀
- Steve Edward -


It's true
- TheReportOfTheWeek -


Lucifer Nice to meet you





The Prince of Lies
- Joe Gomez -


0:53 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
- ROULETTE -


Hey brother you want to be funny. Don’t make jokes by hell I saw it on dream uh you can’t explain the horror
- Price Less -


Found this off History channel website, it said, "Names for the Devil are numerous: Besides Lucifer, he may be referred to as the Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, Lord of the Flies, the Antichrist, Father of Lies, Moloch or simply Satan." Basically implies that my guy called himself Lucifer to secretly tell us that he lied to that boy Anthony. @ me if you want, I just read shit to know the true facts.

Also here's the website i got it from: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.history.com/.amp/topics/folklore/history-of-the-devil
- Cameron Saddler -


Tom Ellis is Lucifer now
- The Big Crunch -


It’s so funny cuz hell is actually on Earth lol this is the devils matrix 😂 you get to transcend to the next dimension (seventh heaven) in direct connection with your seventh chakra (the crown chakra connecting you with the divine) when you learn your soul’s lessons here on earth and fulfill your purpose 🤙🏼




You don’t have to believe me this is just what I believe. I am non-denominational yet I believe in a higher power. I’m not here to piss anyone off, I’m just here to open peoples eyes to the bigger picture. 😁❤️
- Xavier G -


Lol
- Prince William Uchenna Okpalaezecha -


How many bitches
- Devion Johnson -


“Yo, yo, yo chill chill chill.”

Exactly how I calm my girl when she catches me cheating. 😂😂
- Maui Waui -