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Red Letter Media covers this shit way better, why even make a video?
- Dank Bungle -


It's amazing you nailed it right on the head.. I remember coming out of the cinema when the first one came out, I was 7 years old and this last one was like.. Meh.. So disappointed
- Joe K -


The Luke Skywalker rewrite was a disgrace. He went from someone insisting the most evil and dangerous person in the Galaxy should be redeemed, to someone that almost murdered a child that had a chance of being evil
Be logical. When you write for a saga, write it in a way that makes sense compared to the rest of the story, and if you truly want something different that rewrites it that drastically, promote new franchises.
- Ano Nymous -


I stopped watching these feminist Star War franchises when they made women as Jedi worriers. Thanks to the feminist producer Kathrine Kennedy who said we don't need men as fans anymore.
- Bobby Robby -


I <3 Mark Hamill
- Fellow Citizen -


Fuck Disney!!!
- Johnny Casteel -


Maybe the Benny Hill theme music instead? That would have at least been entertaining vs the train wreck that was TLJ.
- John McDaid -


Can’t the third movie start with Han Solo aka Harrison Ford wake up and go β€œthat was an awful dream I just had”
- Grim LEEDS BoY -


Thanks Jewsney
- Mr. Bones, the Serious Wizard -


Disney copyright claim otherwise known as: The Empire Strikes Back.
- lachazaroony -


Wow they really got to you didn't they 😱 unfortunately George had already balls'd up this story with his digital revisits and the god awful prequel's ( 3 hour's of politics and Jaja ) before he sold it to the greedy Disney corporation, you would have to be pretty naive to believe they weren't going to turn it into one of there cartoons (there was a small amount of hope with Rouge One ) everybody dies I liked that film, I went to the Cinema in 1977 to see a mind blowing life changing little film called STAR WARS no new hope just STAR WARS and I sometimes wish it had stopped there. 😎
- GweiloJohn -


Video killed the radio star, SJW killed the Star wars stars =] Did they ever break even on the next star wars movie that few went to see.
- GMEOK -


I dont apprecciate the original trilogy that much, but great video
- Gaius Wyrden -


The film is quite good but disney is leading bad the trilogy. I hope in ep. 9.
- Dany 2310 -


I can sum up how everyone in this comment section feels: fuck disney
- GHOST TAIGR -


You should make an updated version with the events that have recently unfolded so that we are ready for the boycott on December. WOKE Disney, BROKE Disney!
- H R -


Well, to hell with Disney. Eff them
- The Swarm -


What about the prequels....I think they were pretty good too. Far better than this new garbage.
- drmnys -


Best video I’ve seen on this. You nailed it perfectly on the head. Kennedy and Johnston are an ABSOLUTE DISGRACE. Lol πŸ˜‚ pure poetry man πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘πŸ»πŸ”₯
- Chris Hannivan -


So Vito, if the purple haired lady had been written as a fuschai haired man instead, and subsequently portrayed by a man as well, oh, let's say by Bruce Dern, and everything else in the script remained the same, do you think you would have the same reaction? And what of poor misogynistic Poe? COULD the script have stayed the same if the writers were giving Poe orders from a man rather than a woman? This is all really really fucking silly?
I'm sorry moronic people are giving you a hard time. I've just started watching you and I think you are hilarious and insightful. Hang in there.
- Chris Dudley -